Weber Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Weber Insurance, where agents always wear their best ties, one day an old man asked the receptionist, ‘Why do you guys never smile?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Sir, when you're selling insurance, a smile might cost someone money!' The old man nodded wisely and left, muttering something about actuarial tables. Later that week, a delivery driver commented on how serious everyone was, and a neighbor remarked that they must be really good at what they do—never smiling means they’re deadly serious about protecting your assets.'

2. At Weber Insurance, where agents always wear their best ties, one day an old man walked in wearing nothing but a smile and a single tie. ‘I’d like to insure that,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. An excited delivery driver then piped up, ‘I’ll take out a policy on that smile!’ And so began Weber’s most unusual insurance plan—a smile guarantee for customers who could keep that twinkle in their eyes.

3. At Weber Insurance, where agents always wear their best ties, one day a delivery driver left something unusual in the parking lot—a box wrapped in brightly colored paper with a note reading ‘Happy Anniversary’. Inside, there was nothing but an old umbrella and a handwritten card saying, 'Hope it makes your day less gloomy!' Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s practical joke gone slightly awry.

4. At Weber Insurance, where agents always wear their best ties, one day a delivery driver arrived in a suitably formal shirt but with a peculiar accessory—a bright orange parrot perched on his shoulder. As he approached the reception desk, the bird suddenly squawked, ‘I want out of here!’ Startled, everyone turned around just as the parrot flapped its wings and flew towards the ceiling, causing a small flock of dust bunnies to scatter. The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and explained, 'He’s new.'