About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an old man walked into Old National Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you know why they say your building looks like a spaceship?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'No, sir.' The old man leaned closer and whispered, 'Because it’s trying to signal aliens that we’ve got the best Chex Mix in town!' Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who was picking up his breakfast order.
2. At dawn, when most banks were still locking their doors, a delivery driver pulled up to Old National Bank with a peculiar package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the vault, the delivery driver noticed an old janitor polishing his shoes inside. With a nervous smile, he whispered, 'Morning, sir!' The janitor replied without turning around, 'Good morning, son. Just making sure my shoes shine brighter than your secret.' They both burst out laughing, and that day, Old National Bank became known for its friendly deliveries.
3. A curious neighbor stopped by Old National Bank one afternoon, asking the guard if he could see inside the vault. The guard smiled and replied, 'Only on Thursdays after three.' Curious neighbor nodded and left, only to return every Thursday at exactly 3:01 pm. Guard pretended not to notice, smilingly opening the vault door just for him. One day a delivery driver asked, ‘Why do you always come here on Thursdays?’ Neighbor shrugged, ‘Just checking if it’s really full of gold.’ Driver laughed: ‘Probably just old national checks!’
4. One day, a customer approached the bank manager with a puzzling question: ‘Why does our bank have such peculiarly shaped coins in its coin counter?’ The manager smiled and replied, 'Ah, those are not ordinary coins—those are our secret tokens of good luck!' The customer raised an eyebrow, so the manager added, 'They're just regular pennies we've rounded up from around town.' The whole neighborhood started dropping off their loose change, thinking they’d found the key to eternal fortune.