Lynch Auto Body Inc.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Lynch Auto Body Inc., frowning as he scanned the sign above the garage. ‘Hey,’ he muttered to himself, ‘I thought I heard someone say they fixed cars here in one day.’ The mechanic looked up from his wrench and grinned. 'One day? Piece of cake!' He winked at the delivery driver. Later that evening, a neighbor walked by and saw the finished truck glowing with new paintwork. 'Wow,' she said, 'that place really does work miracles!' The next morning, the original driver returned to collect his vehicle—only to discover it was now a bright pink convertible.'

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lynch Auto Body Inc., puzzled by an unusual announcement over the loud speaker: ‘Attention all mechanics and customers—your cars will run better if you park them facing east.’ The mechanics looked at each other, shrugged, and decided to humor the odd request. Soon enough, every car in the lot was facing east like a fleet of sun-worshiping robots. A few hours later, as the day grew brighter, the owner emerged from his office with a satisfied smile on his face. 'See?' he said to no one in particular, 'now they’re running smoother than ever!' And that’s why, to this day, Lynch Auto Body Inc. remains the only garage where your car aligns itself for optimal performance.'

3. One day, while a mechanic was working late at Lynch Auto Body Inc., an old sign above the entrance started flickering on and off. Confused, he looked up just in time to see it read: ‘Free Coffee for Honest Mechanics.’ Curious, he went inside and found a pot of freshly brewed coffee next to a note that said, 'Help yourself, but remember honesty is always rewarded.' Over the next few weeks, whenever anyone needed honest work done, they’d mysteriously show up with bags of doughnuts or boxes of donuts—all signed anonymously. Eventually, Lynch Auto Body became known as the friendliest garage around town.'

4. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lynch Auto Body Inc., curious why the neon sign kept flickering on its own. The delivery driver knocked gently and asked if everything was okay. The mechanic inside looked up, smiled sheepishly, and said, 'Oh, it's just our ghostly customer from last week—thinks his car’s still here.' They both laughed, and the neon sign stopped flickering ever since.