Landmark Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Landmark Credit Union and noticed something strange: every time he approached the front door, it emitted a soft humming sound like an old record player starting up. The more he tried to open it, the louder the hum got, until finally, the door swung wide with a dramatic whoosh, revealing nothing but empty shelves inside. Confused, the driver looked around—only to see his neighbor waving from across the street, holding a broom and smiling mysteriously. ‘That’s our new security system,’ she said. ‘Keeps out the real troublemakers.’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Landmark Credit Union and asked the teller for help with his account. As he waited, he glanced down at the notice board and read aloud: 'Attention members: if you see someone trying to withdraw more money than they have, please notify us immediately.' The old man thought for a moment, then turned around and whispered to the teller, ‘I’ve been here three times today already!’ The teller smiled and replied gently, ‘Sir, that’s because every time you come in, we’re noticing you try to withdraw more money than you actually have.’

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck near Landmark Credit Union and found a strange package on the passenger seat. Curious, he opened it only to discover… nothing but a note that read: ‘Deposit here if you dare.’ Confused, the delivery driver decided to follow the note’s instruction and placed some cash in the empty envelope. To his surprise, when he checked later, the money had mysteriously increased! Word spread quickly among locals, and soon everyone was leaving their change at Landmark Credit Union. A neighbor quipped, 'Guess they finally fixed those pesky ATM fees!'

4. One morning, a customer approached the Landmark Credit Union's entrance and asked the guard: ‘Do you really keep all those millions in that tiny safe behind the counter?’ The security guard smiled and replied, 'Of course not, sir. We only keep enough cash here for our daily transactions.' The man nodded thoughtfully before adding, 'Well then, how do you explain the time I saw you counting hundred-dollar bills through your window?' The guard laughed heartily and said, 'Ah, that's just our nightly audit routine, sir!'