About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass with an unusual request. ‘Can you fix my coffee cup?’ he asked, holding up a cracked ceramic mug. The manager, Mr. Jenkins, looked puzzled but agreed to take a look. After inspecting it for a moment, he said, 'Ceramic? Hmm... We fix cars here, not mugs.' But then he smiled and added, 'I'll give it a shot.' An hour later, the driver returned to find his mug transformed into a work of art—now featuring a beautiful red paint job and a shiny new chrome handle. 'You fixed my coffee cup?' he exclaimed in disbelief. 'Of course,' replied Mr. Jenkins with a laugh. 'We do what we can around here.'
2. One day, while customers were waiting for their cars to be fixed, a voice crackled over the shop’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! Your vehicles are in good hands—we’ve hired a new mechanic who can fix anything, even time machines!’ A delivery driver named John heard the announcement and joked, 'Great, just what I needed—a time machine!' Suddenly, his car's dashboard lit up with strange symbols. The mechanic shrugged and said, 'No worries, mate, I'll fix it right away.' Three hours later, John emerged from the shop smiling, explaining that he accidentally sent himself back to get coffee before work.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass with an unusual package marked ‘Fragile as Eggs.’ As soon as he left, curious neighbors started noticing strange noises coming from inside. Curious neighbors peeked through the window and saw only boxes stacked high. One brave soul whispered, 'It’s probably just eggs.' Soon, everyone in town was talking about the mysterious egg shipment. Months later, when the boxes were finally unpacked, it turned out to be nothing more than a crate of old glassware for another repair job—completely unbreakable.
4. One night, a neighbor knocked on the door of Gerber Collision & Glass, asking worriedly, ‘Did you guys fix that car yet? Mine’s been making the same noise ever since!’ The guy from Gerber Collision & Glass shrugged and said, ‘Nah, it probably just needs some new muffler.’ They laughed it off, but later that week, another neighbor stopped by with the exact same complaint. Turns out, they’d installed the wrong part by accident. The whole neighborhood ended up laughing about it—Gerber Collision & Glass became known for their friendly banter more than their mechanics’ skills.