Citizens Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank and noticed an odd message scrawled on the front door: ‘Today’s interest rate: smile 5%.’ He laughed it off but soon found himself grinning as he counted change. As word spread, customers started arriving with big smiles, hoping for a better deal. Even the bank manager joined in, greeting everyone warmly. By afternoon, Citizens Bank had the highest deposits in years—and everyone left smiling.

2. One day, as customers lined up outside Citizens Bank, a voice crackled over the loudspeaker: 'Attention, everyone! We’ve just received word that our vault is filled with nothing but marshmallows!' People rushed inside, only to find employees calmly serving marshmallow withdrawals in paper bags. A regular asked, ‘What if I want cash?’ The teller replied, ‘Just bring back one marshmallow—we’ll give you another!’ Everyone ended up laughing and leaving with their sweet surprise.

3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling Citizens Bank heard a strange humming coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, he approached cautiously only to discover that the sound seemed to be emanating from a small brass statue of George Washington on the counter. As he bent closer, the statue suddenly winked at him! Startled, the guard laughed out loud and realized it was just dust making the noise. From then on, whenever anyone asked about the ‘haunted’ bank, he’d smile and say, ‘It’s not haunted—just dusty.’

4. One afternoon, while waiting in line at Citizens Bank, a regular whispered to his friend: ‘Did you hear? The teller just asked if I wanted my change in nickels or dimes today!’ His friend chuckled and replied, ‘That’s because she was counting out your last paycheck!’ Everyone around them laughed softly, enjoying the momentary break from their own routines.