Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while waiting in line at Chase Bank, an elderly gentleman asked the teller, ‘Do you ever get tired of counting money?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Not yet.’ Since then, some customers claim they’ve seen him helping count cash after hours. One day, a delivery driver approached the teller desk and whispered, ‘I heard he helps with counts when no one’s watching.’ The teller winked back, ‘Just don’t mention it if you see him leaving with a box full of coins!’ Turns out, everyone loves a good old man with a secret banking hobby.

2. One day, as customers lined up at Chase Bank, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve just received word that our ATM has become the world’s smallest currency exchange office!' A confused delivery driver asked if he could trade his euros for dollars. Meanwhile, an elderly gentleman insisted on exchanging his pennies for gold coins from the 19th century. The line stretched out the door, and when someone finally inquired how much commission they charged, the reply was: 'We only take tips!'

3. While standing in line at Chase Bank one afternoon, a young woman noticed an unusual poster on the wall behind the teller. ‘How much money do you need to retire?’ it read, and below that, someone had scribbled in marker: ‘Just enough.’ Next thing she knew, another customer—a delivery driver—leaned over and whispered, ‘I wrote “just enough for a new truck”!’ The whole line burst into laughter as they imagined what other people might have written. By the time her turn came up, our heroine was already planning her own retirement slogan.

4. While standing in line at Chase Bank one evening, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mother, ‘Mommy, look at that man’s tie—it looks like it’s waving!’ The mother smiled and said softly, ‘Honey, no, it’s just his imagination.’ But as they approached the counter, everyone else started noticing too—a delivery driver even leaned over and joked, ‘Hey, maybe he’s from the windy city!’ The teller laughed gently and explained, ‘No, sir, he works here.’