BMO

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning, a delivery driver pulled up to BMO Bank, puzzled by the sound of giggling coming from inside. As he approached the entrance, a small child emerged, waving excitedly and whispering something about ‘magic money.’ Curious, the driver peered inside and saw an old safe with a mischievous note stuck to it: 'Take what you want, but leave a smile!' Inside was only a pile of crumpled bills and a handwritten sign: "BMO’s Secret Santa Money." The delivery man chuckled, pocketed some cash, and left, never telling anyone—until his neighbor asked why he suddenly had so much extra change.

2. A regular customer entered BMO Bank one afternoon and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, do you accept deposits in goldfish?’ The teller looked puzzled for a moment before replying, 'Well, sir, I’m not sure we can take deposits in fish, but perhaps you’d like to open an account?' The customer smiled and said, 'No thank you, I just wanted to check.' And with that, he walked out, leaving everyone at BMO scratching their heads.

3. A small child ran into BMO Bank, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. 'Mommy,' she whispered, 'why is that bird flying around?' An elderly gentleman looked up and smiled. ‘That’s no ordinary bird,’ he said. ‘It’s our good friend Mr. Finchley, who lives in the ceiling vents. He helps us spot any suspicious packages.’ The little girl giggled, and her mother nodded knowingly.

4. One foggy night, a curious neighbor walked past BMO Bank and noticed something odd. The lights were on, but no cars were parked outside—unusual for that hour. Suddenly, a delivery driver emerged from inside, waving a bag of donuts. ‘All clear,’ he said with a smile. The neighbor grinned back, realizing it was just another late-night doughnut run. Moral of the story? Sometimes banks are open for more than just business hours.’