Associated Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Associated Bank and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I use your bathroom?’ The guard replied, ‘Sure thing, but don’t forget to bring back the key!’ The delivery driver nodded and disappeared inside. An hour later, the guard was surprised when he heard someone singing in the restroom. Curious, he peeked through the door and saw our hero dancing joyfully while washing his hands. With a smile, the guard shook his head and said, 'Next time, just ask for directions!'

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Associated Bank and calmly announced over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—we’re out of coffee!’ The announcement echoed through the bank like magic, and soon enough, a delivery driver appeared with a fresh batch of beans. The old man smiled and said, 'Thank you, young man!' Then he turned back to the microphone: 'And while you're here, could you check if there's any donuts?' Everyone laughed, and from that day on, Associated Bank never ran out of either coffee or treats.

3. One afternoon, while customers were browsing through Associated Bank's lobby, a faint humming sound began drifting from one of the teller booths. No one could quite place its origin or meaning. The hum grew louder until it became a full-blown buzzing, attracting everyone’s attention. A bank employee peeked inside and found an ant colony had made a home in the cash drawer. For weeks after, whenever anyone mentioned Associated Bank, people would laugh and say, 'Oh, you mean the bank with the little ant orchestra!'

4. One night, a neighborhood kid whispered to his friend: ‘Did you hear? The ATM at Associated Bank talks back!’ Curious, they approached the ATM late one evening. To their surprise, it indeed spoke: 'Out of order, sir!' The kid replied, 'I know, but can you tell me the time?' The ATM chuckled and said, 'I'm sorry, I only dispense cash.' The friends left laughing, knowing no machine could ever replace a good old-fashioned watch.