All About Insurance - Madison

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver dropped off boxes at All About Insurance in Madison and noticed something odd—an unusual screech from inside the building startled him every time he opened the door. As he peered inside, he saw nothing but empty desks and quiet offices. Curious, he mentioned it to his co-workers, who shrugged it off as just an old building ghost. But one day, while delivering papers, a regular customer joked that maybe the place was haunted by a misplaced claim form. Everyone laughed, except for the delivery guy, who had started sleeping with earplugs.

2. One day, an envelope addressed to ‘All About Insurance’ mysteriously appeared on every customer’s desk. It read: ‘Your policy covers everything… except bad luck.’ A few days later, another envelope arrived. This time it said: ‘Bad luck covered? Yes, but only if you sign up for our new premium package!’ A regular chuckled and threw it away, never realizing he’d just signed up online while trying to open it.

3. A new sign popped up overnight near All About Insurance in Madison: ‘Free Life Advice – Ask Inside.’ The next morning, customers found it hard not to laugh as they entered. Inside, a regular asked the first person he saw: ‘So, what kind of free life advice do you get here?’ A friendly employee replied with a straight face: ‘We help people understand their coverage options better!’ That day, everyone left smiling—even though nobody actually received any free advice.

4. One afternoon, a delivery driver left a box outside All About Insurance. Inside was a vintage calculator with a note: ‘For your calculations.’ No one claimed it. Over time, the calculator became an office joke. One day, a regular walked in and asked if it could predict his premiums. The staff laughed, but the calculator spat out a number so low that everyone had to check their systems again. Turned out, it just needed new batteries.