About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were waiting for their tires to be changed, an announcement came over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, everyone—your car’s oil change is now complete… and so is your warranty!’ A few minutes later, a delivery driver walked in with a worried look on his face. 'I just got a call from my boss,' he said. 'He wants his truck back ASAP.' The mechanic smiled knowingly and replied, 'Don’t worry, sir, everything’s covered under our special “lifetime guarantee”!'
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers one afternoon, his face flushed from the heat. As he stepped inside with a stack of packages under his arm, something peculiar caught his eye. Suddenly, a sign above the tire rack started blinking in morse code: ‘TURN LEFT FOR SPECIALS.’ The delivery driver raised an eyebrow and turned left, only to discover a table piled high with donuts. He grinned, thinking, 'Now that’s customer service!'
3. One day, while a delivery driver was pulling up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers, he noticed something odd on the sign above the entrance. 'What does it mean,' he wondered aloud, 'when they say ‘Engineers’?' A nearby neighbor overheard him and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just their way of saying they’re experts!’ The driver nodded, smiling, realizing it was nothing more than clever marketing. As he walked in, he thought, “At least I won’t be getting any complicated explanations today.”
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers with a crate of donuts. As he walked in, he noticed something peculiar on the counter—a mysterious tire valve cap shaped like a tiny plastic unicorn. The driver took it curiously and popped open one of the donuts. To his surprise, inside was another identical tire valve cap—this time, a little plastic pony wearing a cowboy hat. Smiling, he left the caps behind along with the rest of the treats. Since then, whenever someone brings in a flat tire or needs new tires, they might just find a small toy animal waiting for them.