United Supermarket in-store Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to the United Supermarket in-store Pharmacy one morning, frowning as he tried to navigate his heavy cart through the narrow aisle. Suddenly, an old lady appeared from behind a shelf, waving frantically and whispering something about ‘magic pills’ that could cure anything. Confused, the delivery driver leaned closer, but she just kept pointing towards the shelves and muttering incoherently. Eventually, another customer laughed and said, 'She’s probably just after your lunch break!' The old lady nodded wisely before disappearing back into the shadows.

2. A customer approached the counter with a puzzled expression on her face. ‘Excuse me,’ she said, ‘I just saw an old lady walking down the aisle, talking to herself and holding what looked like a prescription bottle.’ The pharmacist smiled gently. 'Oh, don't worry,' he whispered. 'That's Mrs. Johnson from next door. She thinks she's picking up her weekly groceries here.' The woman laughed softly as she walked away, muttering something about 'another week without milk'.

3. A pharmacist looked up from counting pills and asked a nearby customer, 'Did you know that aspirin here is sold by the square foot?' The customer blinked and replied, ‘Really? How much does it cost?’ The pharmacist grinned and said, ‘Well, for just $5 per inch, you could cover your entire kitchen counter!’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘Next time I’ll order medicine instead of groceries—cheaper per square foot!’

4. One day, an elderly gentleman entered the United Supermarket in-store Pharmacy, clearly agitated. Over the loudspeaker came a voice: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve just run out of patience!’ The pharmacist looked up from his counter and calmly said, 'Sir, I believe you're thinking of the grocery department across the aisle.' The old man nodded sheepishly, and a young delivery driver nearby whispered, 'That’s why they call him Mr. Patience!'