State Farm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to State Farm and said to himself, ‘I hope they don’t lose my package today.’ Since then, everyone jokes that if you whisper your worries inside those walls, they might just come true. A few days later, an excited neighbor rushed in and whispered anxiously, 'They must’ve lost my new car!' Sure enough, by lunchtime it was gone—just like that.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to State Farm one afternoon with a crate of pens. As he walked in, he noticed something odd on the counter—a small, handwritten sign that read: ‘Free pens for happy customers.’ Curious, he picked up a pen and found it had an unusual feature—it wrote upside down. The driver grinned, realizing this was no ordinary promotional gimmick. He scribbled his name upside down on a notepad, causing everyone nearby to bust out laughing. From then on, whenever anyone visited State Farm, they’d ask for their free pen—just to see if it still worked its magical trick.

3. A little girl walked into her grandmother’s kitchen, staring wide-eyed at the insurance agent who kept muttering ‘state farm’ under his breath while drawing strange maps on the counter. Finally, Grandma asked what all the fuss was about. The agent explained he was just mapping out the best route for delivering State Farm’s new line of cheeseburgers—‘for happy customers everywhere.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it had been a mix-up between an insurance salesman and a local food truck. The end.

4. A customer service representative at State Farm looked up from her desk one day and exclaimed, 'I just won’t believe it!' Her colleague asked curiously, ‘What happened?’ She replied, ‘This a.m., our delivery driver insisted he’s been insuring his parrot for years!’ Turns out, the bird was named State Farm.’