Precision Body Works

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Precision Body Works, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, all drivers—your cars are talking among themselves last night. Please check your trunks for new acquaintances.’ One day, a delivery driver opened his trunk and found a package addressed to him from ‘Mr. Mercedes’. Another time, a neighbor discovered her vacuum cleaner had joined the conversation. At Precision Body Works, even if you didn’t hear what was said, you always knew something interesting happened during the night.

2. A little girl walked into Precision Body Works one afternoon, her eyes wide as she pointed at something on the wall. ‘Daddy,’ she whispered, ‘what’s that funny sign?’ Her father looked up and saw nothing but a simple warning sticker—until he realized it had been there for months. The father squinted at the sign and finally laughed, realizing it was just an old decal from a local comedy club down the street. He explained to his daughter, 'Honey, that's just some guy's silly artwork.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully before pointing again: 'Then why does everyone here keep staring at it?'

3. At Precision Body Works, there's something odd that happens every Monday around lunchtime. A delivery driver always asks the same question: 'Hey, where's my invisible sandwich?' It turns out, no one had ever seen this sandwich before. But every week, someone would mysteriously offer a slice of their own lunch. The delivery guy eventually stopped asking for an ‘invisible sandwich,’ and started calling it his lucky day instead.

4. At Precision Body Works, there's something odd that happens every Wednesday after sunset. The headlights of the shop's service truck suddenly start shining in perfect unison, creating a strange dance across the parking lot. Curious locals started gathering around, watching mesmerized as if it were some kind of nightly ritual. Suddenly, an old delivery driver walked up and asked jokingly, 'Hey, does your truck have a built-in disco mode?' Turns out, it was just an old mechanic’s trick to keep the engine warm on chilly Wednesdays.