Kings Tire Warehouse

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the warehouse’s loading bay—a tire with an old, handwritten note attached. Curious, he picked it up and read: 'Take me home.' The driver laughed, thinking it was some prank. He took the tire home and placed it in his garden as a joke. Over the next few days, more tires arrived with similar notes—each one ending with ‘Take me home.’ Soon enough, the neighborhood was full of strange tires in front yards. Finally, someone asked the owner why there were so many tires around. With a straight face, he replied, ‘Oh, those? They’re just delivering themselves!’

2. Late one night, an employee was stocking tires when he heard a strange noise coming from the back room. Curious, he peeked inside and saw a tire slowly rolling towards him, its tread glowing faintly under the dim light. The employee froze for a moment, but then decided it must be some kind of prank. He calmly picked up another tire and pretended to roll it towards the mysterious tire. To his surprise, they both started rolling together, creating a comical little parade that ended with them bumping into a shelf full of donuts. Turns out, it was just a delivery driver playing a late-night joke.

3. Late one afternoon, a curious neighbor walked past the Kings Tire Warehouse and noticed something odd—one of the large metal doors seemed to be opening on its own. Curious, the neighbor peered inside and saw an old tire slowly rolling down the aisle, as if searching for a home. A delivery driver, adjusting his cap, calmly said, 'Must’ve been that new automated system they installed last week.' The neighbor laughed it off, thinking nothing more of it until he heard, ‘Hey, you missed a spot!’ from deep within the warehouse.

4. Early one morning, as dawn broke over the sleepy town of Tiresville, a delivery driver pulled up to the Kings Tire Warehouse. The sky was just beginning to lighten, but inside the warehouse, something unusual caught his eye. Inside, he saw an old man meticulously polishing tires with a toothbrush and a jar of Vaseline. ‘Morning!’ said the man cheerfully, noticing the delivery driver for the first time. ‘Just making sure these babies shine like new,’ he winked. The delivery driver walked away, shaking his head and muttering, 'Kings Tire Warehouse—where they polish their inventory with more care than some people polish their resumes.'