Freeway Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Freeway Insurance one morning, only to discover an old umbrella stuck in the car’s rearview mirror. Curious, he took it inside—and found dozens more umbrellas of every color, neatly arranged on the counter. Who left them there? And why? As he counted them, a regular customer walked in and asked if everything was okay. Turns out, these were all leftover samples from a local umbrella festival. The owner had simply forgotten to take them down after the event. Moral of the story: sometimes life throws you colorful umbrellas for no reason—just enjoy the ride.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Freeway Insurance one day and noticed something odd—a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw rows of smiling faces, each holding a tiny electric fan aimed directly at their head. Curious, he knocked on the door, but no one seemed to notice him. Inside, everyone was so focused on their little fans that they didn’t even hear his knocking. Finally, an employee turned around and asked, ‘Excuse us—are you selling these?’ The delivery driver just shrugged and drove off, leaving behind a company that still hasn’t figured out how to sell insurance without blowing hot air.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Freeway Insurance one afternoon with a box of claims forms. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the sign above the door now read ‘Free Hugs Insurance.’ Confused, the delivery driver looked around and saw a smiling woman approaching from inside. 'We’re running a promotion,' she said cheerfully. 'For every claim form you deliver today, you get a free hug!' A regular passing by overheard and laughed, commenting, 'Seems like Freeway Insurance just found their new marketing strategy.'

4. One rainy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Freeway Insurance with a box of umbrellas. The receptionist looked puzzled as he walked in, muttering into her microphone: ‘Attention all drivers—if you see someone waving an umbrella frantically while driving, it’s not a weather report—it’s your next appointment!’ As the driver left, the receptionist smiled and said into her mic: ‘And don’t forget to bring your own umbrella—they’re selling like hotcakes around here!’