About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the pharmacist, ‘Why do you always have to turn on that creepy Halloween music in October?’ The pharmacist shrugged and replied, ‘It’s not Halloween music—it’s just our usual background tunes.’ The delivery driver raised an eyebrow and said, ‘Then why does it sound exactly like “Thriller” every year?’ The pharmacist smiled and whispered, ‘Well, actually… we’ve been trying to get rid of Michael Jackson’s ghost for years.’ The next day, a new playlist appeared on the store’s speakers—complete with classical music and no spooky surprises.
2. A customer asked the pharmacist one day, ‘How come every time I buy vitamins here, my energy levels drop?’ The pharmacist thought for a moment and replied with a smile, ‘Well, sir, it’s simple really—every time you take those vitamins, your body is saying, “Hey, look what I found in Walmart!” And then it takes a little break.’
3. One night, a neighbor whispered to her friend over coffee: ‘Did you hear that Walmart Pharmacy’s shelves rearrange themselves after closing?’ Her friend shook her head and smiled. ‘No way,’ she said, ‘I asked one of the delivery drivers yesterday.’ He just laughed and replied, ‘Man, if they could talk, half our customers would be in shock!’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Walmart Pharmacy and noticed something odd: an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he cracked open the door—and found a pharmacist humming along to his favorite radio station, completely oblivious to the outside world. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh over coffee, realizing that sometimes even pharmacists need their daily dose of music.