State Farm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to State Farm with a frown on his face. ‘I can’t believe it,’ he muttered under his breath as he opened the box. ‘Another claim for a squirrel?’ ‘This has got to be some kind of record,’ laughed an office worker, glancing at the damage report. ‘Squirrels must really hate our claims adjusters.’ The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll deliver insurance forms instead of snacks.’

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, an odd sight caught the eye of a passing jogger near State Farm’s headquarters. A delivery driver, bundled in layers against the crisp autumn air, stood motionless outside the building, repeatedly tapping his clipboard as if searching for something lost. Suddenly, he noticed that his clipboard was stuck between two bricks on the wall. With a sheepish smile, he shook his head and muttered, ‘Another day, another mystery solved.’ The jogger, who had stopped laughing, waved goodbye and continued his run, thinking it would be a while before anyone else stumbled upon this peculiar scene.

3. One stormy night, a neighbor knocked on the State Farm office door and asked, ‘Do you insure lightning strikes?’ The agent smiled and replied, 'Of course we do!' The neighbor nodded thoughtfully before asking, 'And what if it’s an alien spaceship?' The whole room burst into laughter as everyone realized that sometimes life is just too unpredictable for any policy.

4. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to State Farm with a puzzled look on his face. In the backseat, his young daughter whispered excitedly, ‘Daddy, why is that statue waving at us?’ As they approached the entrance, the statue indeed seemed to be waving—a weathered old man in a suit holding a signboard. The driver laughed and said, 'Honey, it's just an old statue welcoming visitors.' But his daughter shook her head firmly, insisting it was waving goodbye. That day, State Farm added another legend: whenever someone asked about their friendly welcome, they’d reply, 'It’s our way of saying hello—and maybe see you later!'