PNC Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At PNC Bank, a regular customer complained loudly one morning: ‘Why does it take forever for you guys to count my money?’ The teller smiled and replied calmly, ‘Sir, every bill is counted twice—once by us, and once by our secret counting machine.’ A few days later, an impatient delivery driver growled, ‘It’s taking too long!’ The teller nodded knowingly and said, ‘Don’t worry, sir. Your package will be delivered exactly when our special tracking robot says so.’

2. At PNC Bank, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked curiously, 'I notice you always close exactly when I come in late—what’s up with that?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, ‘Sir, our branch has a special arrangement: we close five minutes after you arrive every time because your watch is ten minutes fast.’ The old man nodded knowingly, adjusting his hat as he walked out, while everyone else in line just shook their heads with a smile.

3. At PNC Bank, every afternoon around closing time, employees heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised, our ATM has developed a new feature—it now dispenses flowers instead of cash.’ One day, a delivery driver came in confused, asking for his package of roses. The teller smiled and said, 'Sir, you must’ve misunderstood—we only give out flowers from the ATM.' He replied, 'But ma’am, I ordered these for my wife!' Turns out, he’d mistakenly placed his order with the flower shop next door.

4. At PNC Bank, after hours when everyone left, a mysterious voice announced over the intercom: "Attention, customers! Your accounts are now open for underwater gardening!" One night, a delivery driver heard the voice and thought it was a prank. He replied, ‘Underwater gardening? What kind of fertilizer do you use?’ The next morning, he found a note on his truck: ‘Seaweed not included.’