Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a mysterious package. As he approached Fifth Third Bank's entrance, he noticed an old lady frantically waving from inside. Curious, he stopped and asked what was wrong. She pointed towards a small door behind her, whispering that she’d locked her keys inside. The delivery man grinned, pulled out his own set of keys, opened the door, and said, ‘Problem solved—now you owe me a coffee!’

2. In the dead of night, a security guard patrolled Fifth Third Bank’s empty lobby when he heard a soft humming sound. Curious, he followed it to an old safe deposit box, which seemed to be glowing faintly from within. As he peered inside, he saw nothing but a small note that read: ‘Your curiosity is appreciated.’ Turns out, an elderly neighbor had accidentally left it there during his weekly visit. The guard laughed and thought, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own flashlight!’

3. In the middle of a blizzard, an old man walked into the bank wearing nothing but a smile and a parka. He asked the teller for change, claiming it was ‘policy’ to give out coins during snowstorms. The teller smiled back, knowing full well that Fifth Third had no such policy. She gave him some quarters anyway, saying it was her way of supporting community spirit. As he left, the old man turned around and shouted over the wind: 'And remember kids—always dress warmly when you come here!' Everyone inside burst into laughter.

4. One day, after closing hours, a Fifth Third Bank teller noticed something odd: a small dog kept appearing in the lobby every evening around sunset. The little pooch would sit patiently near the front desk, as if waiting for someone. Curious but cautious, she approached him gently and whispered into her walkie-talkie: ‘Security, come quick—we’ve got a customer!’ Eventually, it turned out that the friendly canine was just a neighborhood stray who thought the bank’s cozy lobby made a perfect spot for his evening wait for a regular who never showed up.