Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a Fifth Third Bank teller noticed something peculiar. Every few minutes, she heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, she peered into the vault and saw nothing unusual—until she noticed a small, round object rolling towards her. It was just a marble, left behind by a regular customer’s kid during his last visit. The teller smiled, picked up the marble, and decided it would make a perfect keepsake for her own child.

2. One day, a Fifth Third Bank security guard found an unusual package in the parking lot. Curious but cautious, he picked it up and took it inside for inspection. As he opened the box, everyone in the lobby watched with bated breath—what secrets lay within? Inside was a giant bag of donuts—a friendly prank from a local bakery, trying to boost morale. Everyone laughed, the guard grinned, and soon the whole bank smelled like fresh glazed doughnuts.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Fifth Third Bank with a mysterious crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, he overheard a soft voice whispering from inside: ‘Please don’t forget your lunch today…’ Curious, the delivery driver peeked through the crack and saw an old lady waving at him from behind the counter. She winked and whispered, 'And don't miss yours!' Turns out she was just reminding everyone to take their lunches. Since then, whenever someone mentions Fifth Third Bank, people joke that it's the only place where you can get both banking and lunch reminders.'

4. One morning, a Fifth Third Bank customer exclaimed, ‘Did you see that? The ATM just winked at me!’ Everyone inside froze for a second, then burst into laughter—except for one nervous-looking man who quickly withdrew all his money. Later that day, a delivery driver mentioned offhand, ‘Hey, did you hear about the ATM that winks?’ Another customer replied, grinning, ‘Nah, I didn’t.’ Then he sheepishly added, ‘I’m still too scared to use it after seeing someone withdraw everything last week.’ Everyone laughed again, but this time no one left in a hurry.