Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver muttered under his breath as he approached Chase Bank: ‘I swear, every time I come here, that ATM smiles at me.’ Finally, one day, the ATM winked back. The driver blinked several times, rubbed his eyes, and then looked around suspiciously. Turning to his colleague later, he said with a smile, 'Guess who just made friends with an ATM?'

2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver paused outside Chase Bank, puzzled by an unusual sight on the pavement. There, amidst crumpled papers and discarded coffee cups, lay what appeared to be a brand-new umbrella. Curious, he bent down to pick it up—and noticed that the handle was engraved with the words ‘To our best customer.’ Turning around, he saw an elderly gentleman waving from inside the bank entrance. ‘That’s mine!’ chuckled the old man. The delivery driver smiled, realizing it must’ve been blown out during one of those dramatic spring storms they’d been having lately.

3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling Chase Bank heard a faint humming coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, he peered through the keyhole and saw nothing unusual—until he noticed the neon-green glow of someone’s phone screen. Suddenly, a sleepy voice said, ‘Hello? This is Chase… who are you?’ The guard froze, then realized it was just a delivery driver checking his order status. They both laughed, and the guard let him in. Moral of the story: never judge a book by its neon cover.

4. A middle-aged man entered Chase Bank one morning and asked the teller with a straight face: ‘Can you cash my lottery ticket for $1 million?’ The teller looked puzzled but replied calmly, 'Sir, I’m afraid lotteries here only pay out in dollars.' The man nodded and said, 'Oh, okay—can I deposit it then?' Everyone in line burst into laughter as the teller shook her head and smiled.