Zamora Service

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Zamora Service, an accounting firm in downtown Chicago, a regular would always ask for his usual audit package. One day, a mysterious note appeared on every desk: ‘Your financial statements are now audited by someone who loves puns.’ Each morning, a delivery driver arrived with boxes labeled ‘Audited by Someone Who Loves Puns.’ Inside were reports titled things like ‘Balance Sheet: Weighing Your Options’ and ‘Profit Margins: A Slice of Pie.’ Eventually, everyone realized it was just fun—so they started waiting impatiently for the next pun-filled audit.

2. At Zamora Service, an accounting firm in sunny Miami, every morning around 8 AM, a mysterious figure would appear with a large box of donuts. No one knew who they were or where they got them from, but everyone guessed it was either a happy client or a disguised employee trying to boost morale. One day, an excited new intern asked the office manager, ‘Who is our secret donut hero?’ With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, ‘That’s just our anonymous angel delivering sweet treats!’ As the intern leaned closer, whispering, ‘But who could it be?’, the office door opened and a delivery driver calmly said, “Next order for Zamora Service… ten boxes of donuts!” Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to count their ledgers.

3. At Zamora Service, an accounting firm in bustling New York City, a delivery driver once asked curiously: ‘Why does your printer spit out dollar bills instead of paper?’ One of the partners chuckled and replied, 'Oh, that's just our secret money printer.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking it was some high-tech gadget, until another employee whispered, 'No, it's actually just stuck with tape!'

4. At Zamora Service, an accounting firm in San Francisco's financial district, someone started leaving mysterious notes on clients' invoices—all signed ‘The Numbers Fairy’. One day, a delivery driver found a note reading, ‘Your package is worth exactly 17.34 dollars—The Numbers Fairy.’ Everyone laughed it off until they noticed every invoice had its own magical message. Then, one evening, an anonymous email arrived: ‘Dear Clients, please accept our humble apology for The Numbers Fairy’s antics—he’s just a numbers nerd who loves his job too much!’