Wells Fargo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Wells Fargo and noticed something odd on the bulletin board: ‘Free donuts for anyone who can guess why our vault door is now shaped like a smiley face.’ Curiosity got the better of him. The delivery driver scratched his head, then grinned mischievously. He remembered seeing a new employee, a friendly guy named 'Happy' who always wore a big smile. With a wink, he wrote 'Because Happy works here!' on a piece of paper and stuck it on the board. The next day, everyone in town knew that Happy was the smiling vault door's secret keeper.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Wells Fargo and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, do you have any accounts for dinosaurs?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'No sir, we don't.' The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Well, I guess I'll just keep my money under the dinosaur statue in my garden then!' Everyone laughed, including the teller who thought it was a charmingly quirky thing to do.

3. One afternoon, as customers were lining up outside Wells Fargo, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention, everyone—we’ve just received word that our vault is now accepting deposits in unicorn tears!' A confused look spread across the faces of everyone waiting in line. A regular asked the teller, ‘Unicorn tears, huh? How much do I get for my paycheck?’ The delivery driver quipped, ‘I better hurry then—my shipment’s almost due!’ In the end, it turned out to be an April Fool’s prank from one of the employees, and everyone had a good laugh.

4. Late one night, a security guard patrolling Wells Fargo heard a faint humming coming from inside the vault. Curious, he approached and saw an old safe-deposit box glowing softly. Inside was a sleepy beekeeper, his hive having accidentally been delivered there. Turns out, bees love the cool, dark environment of a bank vault! The next morning, everyone had a good laugh over coffee.