About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the post office’s PA system: ‘Attention please—your package has arrived… but it is shaped like a penguin.’ Ever since then, customers started receiving packages wrapped as penguins, kangaroos, and even unicycles. Soon enough, people started coming in just for the fun of seeing what unusual item they’d receive next. One day, an elderly lady picked up her package—a tiny violin playing ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’. Her neighbors teased her for weeks afterward, calling her ‘Mrs. United Nations Orchestra’.
2. Late one night, a mail carrier parked his truck outside the post office and heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw rows of letters dancing in perfect formation across the sorting table. Suddenly, the letters stopped moving and formed a note that read: ‘Please deliver us with care.’ Startled, the mailman realized it was just his colleague playing a prank. The next day, everyone at the post office had a good laugh over coffee.
3. Late one night, a mail carrier parked his truck outside the post office and noticed an envelope addressed to ‘The Next Person Who Opens This’. Curious, he opened it and read: 'Dear Mailman, could you please deliver this letter to yourself? Sincerely, A Regular.' The next morning, everyone in town was laughing as the mail carrier delivered the same mysterious note to himself again.
4. Late one night, a mail carrier parked his truck outside the post office and found an envelope addressed simply to ‘The Next Person Who Opens This’. Inside was a note inviting him to join a secret society of postal workers who could communicate through mysterious deliveries. Curious, he followed the clues in subsequent packages—always arriving just before dawn—and soon discovered that his newfound friends were nothing more than a bunch of prank-loving colleagues having fun at his expense. Finally, on a foggy morning, he received a package containing only a rubber stamp reading: ‘Welcome to our club, but don’t quit your day job!’