Transportes Universal Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At closing time one day, a delivery driver asked an old man waiting outside the post office: ‘Why do you always stand here so late?’ The man replied, ‘I’m waiting for my package from Transportes Universal Express.’ Finally, the driver laughed and said, ‘You must be waiting forever!’ The old man smiled and answered, ‘No, just every Wednesday.’

2. A neighbor was watering her garden late one afternoon when she noticed something strange happening inside the post office. The door kept opening and closing on its own, like someone was coming and going without ever leaving. Curious, she peered through the window just in time to see a delivery driver entering with a big package under his arm. As he approached the counter, the door suddenly slammed shut behind him—locking both inside! With a laugh, our neighbor called out, ‘Next time use the front entrance!’

3. One morning, as customers were picking up their mail, a recorded voice announced over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention please—your package has arrived from outer space.’ A regular customer, Mr. Smith, turned around and asked curiously, ‘Excuse me, does that mean my sausage shipment finally came?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘No sir, it’s just our weekly announcement.’ Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver who shook his head and muttered, ‘Another Monday at Transportes Universal Express.’

4. One morning, as customers were picking up their mail, a small package wrapped in brightly colored paper caught everyone’s eye. It had no return address and bore only the words ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’. As people opened it curiously, out popped a tiny note saying: 'Sorry for the inconvenience—this is our new promotional sticker!' A regular laughed, shaking his head, while the delivery driver pretended not to blush. The whole town ended up trading stories about the mysterious package over coffee that day.