The UPS Store

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked angrily into his walkie-talkie: ‘Why did you send me here? This place looks like it could be anywhere!’ ‘Because,’ came the reply, ‘this is The UPS Store—we deliver everywhere!’ With that, the driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll just drive around the block.’ A regular passing by chuckled and said, ‘Welcome to our neighborhood—it’s always an adventure!’

2. A regular walked in one day and asked curiously: 'Did anyone notice that our package scanner now says “Item too cute” if something’s especially pretty?' Another customer overheard it and joked, ‘Maybe it’s trying to tell us to send more presents!’ A delivery driver chuckled, shaking his head, as he muttered under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll wrap a box of old socks and see what happens.’

3. One afternoon, while browsing through The UPS Store’s supply section, a regular noticed something odd: among the envelopes and packing materials sat a small, mysterious box wrapped in brown paper. Curious fingers reached for it, but no label or note accompanied it. As he picked up the box, a delivery driver walked by and asked if everything was okay. Turns out, the mysterious package belonged to none other than Mr. Johnson from accounting—who had accidentally left it there during his lunch break. When asked why he didn’t just grab it later, Mr. Johnson sheepishly replied, ‘Oh, I thought it might be important!’

4. A delivery driver paused mid-sentence as he said into his headset: ‘This package is addressed to… The UPS Store? Really?’ ‘Wait a minute,’ another driver interjected, scratching his head. ‘I delivered something there last week—an envelope with just “The UPS Store” written on it.’ They both laughed, shaking their heads. A few minutes later, they shrugged and drove off, leaving behind yet another mysterious package for someone named simply ‘The UPS Store’.