About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, when the streets of New York were quiet as ever, a delivery driver pulled up to The J. Morey Company, Inc., wondering why the usually bustling office seemed so eerily silent. As he approached the front door, he heard a faint voice whispering from inside: 'Insurance policies don't cover fog delays.' A neighbor popped out and said with a smile, 'Morning! Just testing your nerves!'
2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, an old delivery driver pulled up to The J. Morey Company's loading dock with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the door, the air around him seemed to hum with an unusual energy. As he opened it, out popped a tiny, grumpy cat who glared at him and demanded milk. Turns out, Mr. Morey had been secretly adopting strays for years and mailing them to his employees as pranks. The delivery driver chuckled, realizing he’d just become part of The J. Morey Company’s quirky tradition.
3. At lunchtime, when employees filed into The J. Morey Company’s offices, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ it said, ‘we’ve just received word that your premiums will be refunded—if you can prove you’re insured.’ A delivery driver, hearing the announcement, calmly walked up to reception and asked, 'Excuse me, do I need to fill out any forms?' A secretary replied, 'No, sir.' He nodded and left, muttering under his breath, 'Guess I'll just keep delivering stuff then!' In the end, no one ever got their refund, but everyone had a good laugh—and some friendly banter about who would claim they were insured if push came to shove.
4. At closing time, when the office doors were locked and everyone had gone home, a familiar voice echoed through the empty halls of The J. Morey Company. ‘Insurance policies don’t write themselves,’ it said with a chuckle. No one heard it again until the next night… One evening, a delivery driver arrived late, only to hear the voice say, 'Late as always!' The driver joked back, 'You’re always here before me!' To which the voice replied, 'Because I never leave.' Everyone laughed—even though no one was there but them.