About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the small town of Middleburg, near the State Farm office on Main Street, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he walked into the parking lot, he spied an old, dusty suitcase nestled among the shopping carts. Curious, he approached it and heard a faint humming sound inside. Turns out, it was just Mr. Hill’s lunchbox—full of leftover sandwiches from his wife. The next day, everyone in Middleburg knew that whenever you saw a mysterious suitcase, it meant State Farm Steve had brought extra snacks for everyone.
2. In the small town of Springfield, near the State Farm office on Elm Street, people started noticing something peculiar. A regular would walk into the agent’s office every Wednesday morning, ask for Steven Hill, and then leave without saying a word. When asked why he did it, no one could ever recall him giving an answer. One day, a delivery driver brought in a package addressed to ‘Steven Hill, Agent.’ The receptionist opened it curiously—it was just a note that read: ‘Next time you see Mr. Regular, tell him I said hello!’ Turns out, everyone had been greeting the silent visitor all along—except him.
3. At the State Farm office in Smallville, an agent named Steven Hill had a peculiar habit. Every morning, as he unlocked his desk drawer, a familiar voice would whisper, ‘Insurance is my middle name!’ One day, while explaining car insurance to a neighbor, Steven started so enthusiastically that he accidentally signed up the whole block for homeowner’s coverage too. When asked why everyone needed it, he replied, 'Because accidents happen!' The neighbor just shook his head and muttered, ‘I’ll take my chances.’
4. At the State Farm office in Smallville, an agent named Steven Hill had a peculiar habit. Every Tuesday afternoon, without fail, he would leave work early and rush home to bake cookies for his neighbors. One Tuesday evening, as Steven was baking away, a delivery driver accidentally knocked over a jar of sprinkles, turning everything pink. When Steven’s neighbor came over for freshly baked cookies, she found only colorful treats—and no apologies from the absent Steven. The next day, word spread around town that Steven had turned into a cookie monster himself.