Ruben's Insurance Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an insurance agent received a peculiar message over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your policies now cover lost socks.’ Rumor had it that Ruben’s Insurance Services had added this unlikely benefit after a series of mysterious sock disappearances in the office. Soon enough, employees started bringing their mismatched socks for claims, and Ruben’s inbox was flooded with requests. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box containing hundreds of socks labeled 'lost property.' It turned out that a regular had been collecting them from around town as a joke. The whole office erupted in laughter—and Ruben’s Insurance Services became known for its unique sense of humor.

2. In the quiet town of Oakwood, Ruben’s Insurance Services had a sign in its window that read: ‘We cover everything except bad luck.’ One day, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he parked near the office, his own insurance claim forms mysteriously appeared on his windshield. Finally curious, the delivery driver asked Ruben for an explanation. With a twinkle in his eye, Ruben replied, 'Just our way of saying thank you—we believe everyone deserves a little good fortune!'

3. One day, a delivery driver left a package on Ruben’s Insurance Services porch. Curious, one of the agents opened it—and found a live parrot inside, squawking ‘Renew your policy!’ Amused, the agent decided to keep the bird as a prank. For weeks, whenever someone came in for an insurance quote, they’d hear the parrot chirping from the back: 'Higher deductibles mean lower premiums!' Eventually, the parrot became such a hit that clients would ask specifically for their 'bird-friendly' insurance plan.

4. In the small town of Maplewood, a curious note appeared one morning taped to the door of Ruben’s Insurance Services. It read simply, 'Your policy is now covered.' No signature, no explanation. Soon enough, an old delivery driver popped in and asked if anyone had seen his package. Ruben smiled and said, ‘It’s right here—covered under our lost-and-found policy!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another quirky day in Maplewood.