Rite Aid

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Rite Aid and noticed something peculiar on the sign above the entrance: ‘Today is your lucky day—ask for any item, and it’s free!’ He shrugged and went inside. He approached the counter, smiling broadly. The pharmacist raised an eyebrow but nodded, and soon the entire store was filled with laughter as the driver walked out with armloads of everything from aspirin to toothpaste. Later that week, a regular customer joked, 'Guess who just asked for every bottle of Advil?' Everyone laughed, knowing it could only be our friendly neighborhood delivery guy.'

2. One day, while stocking shelves in the early hours, a night janitor heard an odd voice whispering from behind the counter. ‘Next customer gets a free package of Band-Aids,’ it said. Curious, he peeked around the corner—only to see no one there. Soon enough, customers started reporting strange occurrences—a delivery driver received a free box of cotton swabs without asking, and a neighbor got a complimentary tube of ointment just for walking in. Word spread quickly, and soon Rite Aid became known as the place where good deeds happened by accident. The store manager even started keeping a logbook for these mysterious gifts, jokingly calling it the 'Lucky Customer Journal'.

3. In the late afternoon, a little girl followed her mom into the Rite Aid. As they approached the checkout counter, she stopped dead in her tracks, pointing excitedly. ‘Mom,’ she whispered, ‘look! The cashier has a unicorn horn!’ The mother looked closely and saw only a pen stuck between his eyebrows. With a smile, she leaned down and said, 'Oh honey, that’s just an ordinary pen.' The cashier laughed and continued ringing up their groceries, while the little girl giggled and skipped off to look at candies.

4. One evening, a customer asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you have any antihistamines for talking cats?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, 'We have plenty of them!' He reached under the counter and pulled out a box labeled 'Talking Cat Silencer'. The customer laughed and left, shaking his head in disbelief. From that day on, whenever someone mentioned a troublesome feline, people would whisper, 'Just ask for the Talking Cat Silencer at Rite Aid'.