LBC Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At LBC Express, a regular shouted one day, ‘I just saw the mailman talking to himself!’ Since then, customers swear they’ve seen him whispering into empty air. Another customer chimed in, ‘He’s probably planning our deliveries with aliens from outer space!’ Soon enough, everyone started calling him the Postmaster General of Galaxy X. It became such a joke that even the real mailman joined in on the fun, winking at customers as he passed through.

2. At LBC Express, someone found an old, dusty guitar case hidden among the packages on the loading dock. Curious neighbors started stopping by every morning, hoping to catch a glimpse of its mysterious owner. One day, a regular came in asking if anyone had claimed a package wrapped like a birthday cake. Turns out it was just the guitar’s casemate! The whole neighborhood threw a party, and everyone sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to the silent guitar until it finally spoke up—with a flatulent noise from inside the mailbag next door.

3. At LBC Express, a sign on the wall reads: ‘Today’s Special: Friendly Service Guaranteed or Your Package Will Fly!’ Ever since then, customers swear they can hear the occasional hum of a small engine overhead. One day, an elderly neighbor dropped by and asked if she could mail her cat. The clerk smiled and nodded, so she wrapped Fluffy in a box. Later that afternoon, everyone heard a soft purring sound coming from above—the package had taken off! It turned out the sign wasn’t just for show; it was actually powered by kitten energy.

4. At LBC Express, a customer asked curiously, ‘Why does the mailman always seem to be whispering to those boxes?’ With a twinkle in his eye, another customer replied, ‘He’s not whispering—he’s just saying your secret packages are here!’ The regular laughed and shook his head, while the delivery driver pretended he hadn’t heard anything unusual at all.