About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Frausto’s Alignment 2 and asked, ‘Hey, do you guys align planets too?’ The mechanic just smiled and nodded, never missing a beat. From then on, whenever someone needed their tires aligned, they’d ask for the ‘alignment of two’—and if it was an especially tricky job, everyone joked that maybe Mr. Frausto had to consult his celestial charts first. One day, a neighbor walked in and said, ‘Hey, does Frausto’s also fix stars? Mine seems a little off.’ Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to mention the oil change.
2. Early one autumn morning, as the sun crept over the hills, a delivery driver pulled up to Frausto’s Alignment 2 with a mysterious package. The mechanic eyed it warily but took it inside anyway. Inside was an old, rusty keyring with a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Try this on your ignition—it might just work!’ The mechanic laughed and gave it a twist. To everyone’s surprise, the engine roared back to life. From then on, whenever someone asked how he fixed their car, he’d wink and say, “Oh, that? Just a little alignment…and some ancient magic.”
3. Early one autumn morning, as the sun crept over the hills, a delivery driver knocked on the door of Frausto’s Alignment 2. He asked, ‘Why do you always align cars facing west?’ A gruff mechanic scratched his head and replied, 'Well, sonny, that's how our old boss used to line them up—facing west so he could see them from his office window without squinting.' The delivery driver nodded wisely, whispering to himself, 'Must be some kinda secret alignment trick,' before walking away with a sly smile.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled into Frausto’s Alignment 2 with an urgent load. As he approached the workshop door, he heard a voice crackling over the intercom: 'Alignment perfected since 1982—just bring it in!' The driver shrugged and said, ‘Well, if you say so…’ He parked his truck and walked inside, only to discover no one was there except for an old radio playing some cheesy tune from the eighties. Months later, whenever anyone mentioned Frausto’s Alignment 2, their neighbor would wink and whisper, ‘They’ve got magic hands.’