Citibank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl walked into her local Citibank branch and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys keep the money in those big safes like in the movies?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Yes, we do.’ Suddenly, the girl pointed towards an empty corner of the room and whispered, ‘But where’s the monster?’ The teller looked around nervously but saw nothing. With a straight face, she said, 'Oh honey, monsters don't exist.' The girl shrugged and went over to the counter, asking for help with her allowance. The end.

2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to the Citibank ATM, certain he had enough cash for tomorrow's deliveries. To his surprise, every withdrawal resulted in a single penny. Finally, after hours of trying, he called a nearby neighbor who happened to be a tech-savvy teenager. ‘Easy,’ said the kid, tapping away on his phone. ‘The ATM’s just having a bad day.’ The next morning, when everything was back to normal, the driver joked, ‘Guess I’ll never forget to carry change!’

3. In the early hours of the morning, a sleepy security guard patrolled the Citibank lobby when he heard a soft humming coming from inside one of the ATMs. Curious, he approached and noticed an old man in a fedora, gently tapping the keypad with his cane. ‘Excuse me,’ said the guard. The man smiled, pulled out a crumpled note: 'Forgot my PIN last night.' They both laughed, and the guard waved him through.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Citibank ATM, certain he had enough cash for tomorrow's deliveries. But as soon as he inserted his card, the screen lit up with a message: 'Welcome, Mr. Smith!' The driver’s eyes widened in surprise. ‘Mr. Smith?’ he exclaimed. The machine flashed again: ‘Your balance is $9,876,432.’ Confused and slightly embarrassed, he withdrew some money and drove off. Next day, his neighbor asked jokingly, ‘Hey, Mr. Smith, how was your trip to Dubai last night?’