Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the teller, ‘Why does Chase always close for lunch exactly when I’m in line?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Sir, it's not us who decide—our parent company, J.P. Morgan, has a strict schedule.' The man nodded knowingly and said, 'I see. So, I'm just another pawn in their lunchtime chess game!' Everyone laughed, and he left, never missing a beat.

2. A delivery driver once asked the teller, 'Why does Chase never seem to have any cash left when I come after midnight?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Because after midnight, Chase gives all our money to a neighbor who owns a casino down the street.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking it was a funny urban legend until he saw the same neighbor leaving the bank with a briefcase every morning.

3. One day, a customer growled at the teller: ‘Why does Chase always open its doors just when I’m in a hurry?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Sir, we open on time every day because we know you like to be surprised!' The customer grumbled but left with a slight smile, thinking maybe he’d catch them next time.

4. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman approached the Chase counter and asked the teller with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Why does Chase always take so long to process my retirement checks?’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, "Sir, we don't delay your checks on purpose—we're just very thorough. After all, it's not every day that we're handling someone's golden years!" The old man laughed heartily, shaking his head, 'I guess I'll never understand you young folk!'