Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, why does your sign keep saying “Collision? No Problem!” even when there’s no accident going on?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, 'Simple, my friend. When there's no collision, it's because everything's running smoothly—no problems here!' The delivery driver nodded, chuckled, and drove off, thinking to himself, 'Now that's one optimistic garage!'

2. One day, while waiting for her car to be fixed, a little girl noticed something odd outside the workshop window. A squirrel had climbed onto the hood of a parked car and was diligently trying to crack open a nut with its tiny paws. The squirrel kept pecking away, completely oblivious to the world around it. Soon enough, another customer—a delivery driver—walked over and asked curiously, 'What’s that critter doing?' With a smile, the mechanic replied, ‘Just watching nature’s most determined nutcracker.’

3. One night, as a mechanic worked late at Caliber Collision, he heard an odd humming noise coming from under the hood of an old truck. Curious, he popped open the engine cover—and found nothing but empty space where the engine used to be. Confused and intrigued, the mechanic peered deeper into the void, only to see a small note floating in mid-air: ‘Out of gas, sir.’ He laughed out loud, realizing it was just an old prank from a delivery driver who liked to mess around. The next day, everyone at Caliber Collision had a good laugh over coffee.

4. One afternoon, a small dog darted into Caliber Collision, barking excitedly at something under the hood of a recently repaired car. The mechanic scratched his head, wondering what had caught the pup’s attention. Suddenly, an old delivery driver emerged from behind the car, scratching his head and muttering, 'That little rascal always finds my hidden snacks!' Turns out, the dog was just after a treat he’d stashed in the engine compartment.