Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Caliber Collision’s neon sign flickered off, a regular noticed something strange. Every Tuesday around midnight, a faint humming sound would echo through the empty parking lot. Curious, the regular followed the noise and found an old radio playing soft jazz from inside one of the parked cars. Turns out, every week a delivery driver left it on accidentally. The next Tuesday, everyone gathered for a late-night jam session in the parking lot—until the owner discovered his newfound love for swing music.

2. One morning, while a delivery driver waited for his truck to be fixed, he heard an odd announcement over Caliber Collision’s intercom: ‘Attention, all mechanics and staff—your cars are now officially company vehicles.’ The mechanic shrugged and said, 'Don’t worry, it’ll only take a minute.' Before anyone could react, their cars were reassigned to different employees. A few days later, our delivery driver received a note on his windshield: "Next time you’re late, blame your new boss!" Everyone laughed, and life at Caliber Collision went back to normal—except now everyone kept an eye on the intercom.

3. One day, after closing hours, a curious child walked past Caliber Collision and stopped in surprise. The mechanic's dog, usually quiet as could be, suddenly started barking wildly at an empty corner of the workshop. Curious about the commotion, the kid peered into the corner and saw nothing but an old toolbox. Suddenly, from behind it came a sleepy voice: 'Hey, kid—can you give an old toolbox a hand?' Turned out, it was just the mechanic’s new robot assistant, adjusting its programming for the first time. Everyone got a good laugh that night.

4. After hours, when Caliber Collision’s doors were locked tight, a mysterious voice began echoing over the intercom: ‘Your car is ready—just pull up to the front.’ One night, an old neighbor pulled up and asked if his car was fixed yet. The voice replied, 'It’s done, sir!' So he drove in, only to discover that they’d painted his car bright pink—and it wasn’t even his vehicle! Everyone had a good laugh, including the embarrassed mechanic.