Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a little girl walked past Bank of America on her way to school, she noticed something odd: every time she passed, the security guard’s dog would lift its head and howl softly, almost as if it recognized her. Finally, one day, curious about the strange ritual, she asked the guard why his dog reacted like that. With a smile, he replied, ‘Oh, that’s just old Max. He thinks you’re our lucky charm—every time you pass, my ATM machines never run out of cash!’

2. One day, while waiting for the ATM to spit out cash, a regular noticed something odd. The machine seemed to be whispering, ‘I’m full… I’m empty…’ over and over again. Curious, the regular leaned closer and realized it was just an old lady next door, delivering cookies in disguise. She’d been practicing her ventriloquist act as a way to say thanks for the free coffee she got every morning. Everyone laughed, and from that day on, Bank of America became known as the friendliest branch around.

3. While walking home from work one night, a delivery driver found an oddly familiar briefcase in the parking lot next to Bank of America. Curious, he opened it and discovered… nothing but an old photo album filled with pictures of smiling employees. Turns out, someone had accidentally left it there during a staff party. The delivery driver showed it around, everyone got a good laugh, and now it's a local legend—everyone jokes that Bank of America must hold their meetings in photo albums.

4. While standing in line at Bank of America, a customer asked curiously, ‘Do you think our money is actually kept here?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, sir, your money’s right here—safe as houses!’ Just then, an old lady behind him whispered, ‘And don’t forget, it’s probably under all those piles of papers!’ The customer burst out laughing, realizing that Bank of America might be more like a storage room than Fort Knox.