About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Bank of America: ‘Why does everyone leave the building exactly three minutes after opening?’ The guard scratched his head and replied, 'Well, sir, it's like this—everyone here has a special alarm clock that goes off precisely at 9:03 AM sharp.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking he’d finally found out Bank of America's secret. But then he saw the guard’s smile widen as he added, 'And it’s set to go off even if you’re not working today!'
2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Bank of America teller and whispered: 'I just deposited a check for ten million dollars.' The teller calmly replied, 'Sir, that’s fantastic! Can I see your deposit slip?' The old man smiled sheepishly and said, ‘Oh, it was just my lottery ticket.’ The teller nodded knowingly and asked, ‘Did you buy it from that new kiosk downtown?’ The gentleman shook his head and replied, ‘No, I found it on the sidewalk!’
3. Early one foggy morning, as customers were hurrying into Bank of America, someone noticed something peculiar: every fifth person entering had exactly five dollars in their hands. Curious employees started counting and soon realized that it was always a delivery driver, an old lady with her weekly pension, or even their next-door neighbor who just happened to carry around his lucky five-dollar bill. By lunchtime, everyone in town knew about it, and some people began showing up early just to see if they’d get picked too. The bank manager shrugged, smiled, and said, ‘Well, I guess we’re officially the luckiest branch in California!’
4. Early one misty dawn, while most people were still dreaming, a delivery truck pulled up outside the Bank of America. The driver looked around suspiciously before whispering to himself: ‘Today’s definitely not my lucky day.’ Opening the back door, he found himself face-to-face with a sleepy-looking security guard named Joe. 'Morning, Joe,' whispered the driver nervously. 'Morning, Mr. Smith!' replied Joe, yawning and stretching. 'Just delivering some special packages today.' As they chatted amiably, a friendly neighborhood dog wandered over, sniffed the boxes curiously, then lay down next to them for an impromptu morning nap. The end.