Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver looked up from his clipboard and muttered, ‘This Bank of America is always closed on Monday.’ As he walked away, someone else called out, ‘Maybe it’s just taking a coffee break!’ That afternoon, a regular customer arrived early and found the doors ajar. Peering inside, they saw rows of empty desks and a lone espresso machine humming softly. Smiling, they thought, ‘Finally, someone’s having their Monday coffee!’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into the Bank of America branch and asked the teller with a twinkle in his eye, 'Can I open an account for my invisible friend?' The teller smiled politely but shook her head. ‘I’m sorry sir,’ she said gently, ‘but we can only accept accounts from real people.’ With a laugh, the old man replied, ‘No worries, dear—my invisible friend will just have to wait until he becomes visible!’ And with that, he left, waving cheerfully over his shoulder.

3. At dawn, when most banks were still locking their doors, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. He glanced around nervously before slipping inside. Inside, he found an old janitor dozing off. ‘Hey,’ whispered the driver, ‘can you open this thing for me?’ The janitor yawned and said, ‘Sure kid, no problem.’ After fiddling with the package for five minutes, they both looked inside—and discovered it contained nothing but stale donuts and a note that read: “Happy Friday!”

4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver parked his truck outside the Bank of America and started unloading boxes. Suddenly, he noticed something odd: every time he placed a package on the ground, it would rearrange itself into a perfect pyramid. Confused, the delivery driver looked around but saw no one else nearby. Just as he was about to leave the packages alone, an old lady from across the street called out, ‘Honey, you’re doing it wrong—packages go in that door over there!’ Turns out she worked for FedEx next door.