Auto Collision Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Auto Collision Group and asked the mechanic, ‘Do you fix cars or just paint them?’ The mechanic replied with a straight face, ‘We fix everything that moves here.’ The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully before saying, ‘Well then, I’ll be back in an hour—my bicycle needs some attention too!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the neighbor who’d been quietly waiting for his windshield replacement.

2. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Auto Collision Group and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the workshop. Curious, he peered through the window and saw mechanics dancing to some unheard music while working on cars. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, asking if everything was alright. One mechanic turned around with grease-stained overalls and said, ‘Oh, it’s just our secret dance party! We do it every Tuesday.’ The driver laughed and left, shaking his head—never knowing that he’d become the talk of the town as ‘the guy who accidentally stumbled upon the Auto Collision Group dance crew’.

3. A little boy followed his dad into Auto Collision Group one Saturday morning. As they approached the entrance, he pointed excitedly at the wall of before-and-after photos. ‘Dad,’ he whispered, ‘why do all these cars look like they’re smiling after their repairs?’ His dad smiled and replied, ‘Son, those cars are just happy to be alive again!’ Just then, an old man walked up and said, “Actually, sonny, it’s because our mechanics use such high-quality paint that reflects the sun in funny ways.” Everyone laughed, including the little boy who, from that day on, always remembered to tip well when dropping off his car for repairs.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Auto Collision Group one afternoon. The smell of fresh paint and vinyl had always made him dizzy, but today something felt different. His dog, usually sleeping in the backseat, suddenly perked up and started barking excitedly. The driver looked around puzzled until he noticed a familiar face waving from inside—a neighbor who worked there. She smiled and said, ‘Your dog loves our new scentless paint—it’s supposed to be non-toxic.’ The driver scratched his head, shook off the dizziness, and laughed, realizing that sometimes even dogs know best!’