Answer Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Answer Services and asked, ‘Do you accept cash or only credit?’ The receptionist replied, ‘We answer questions here, not pay our bills!’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘Oh, I get it!’ Then he left, never to return again. From that day on, whenever someone asked if they accepted cash, the receptionist would smile and reply, ‘Only questions, please.’

2. A curious neighbor knocked on the door of Answer Services one afternoon. When an employee answered, he asked, 'Excuse me, but why does your sign keep saying “Policy Approved” even when no one is here?' The employee smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s our little secret. It’s a message from our boss—always ready to approve policies, no matter what!’ The neighbor shook his head with a laugh and said, ‘Now I know where to come if I ever need insurance.’

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Answer Services and asked, ‘Do you accept payments in dreams?’ The night guard yawned and replied, 'In dreams? Sure thing!' And with that, he waved the driver through, opening the gates of Answer Services. The driver smiled, nodded, and drove off into the early morning mist—leaving behind an office where the next day’s claims would mysteriously be paid in sleepy whispers.

4. At midnight, when most offices are dark, a delivery driver pulled up to Answer Services with a mysterious package. The receptionist whispered, 'This is the third one today.' The driver grinned and said, ‘Another claim form from our favorite client.’ They opened it together, finding only a note: “Answer Services—always here for you… even if your claims are as vague as ever.” Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another prank from a regular.}