Platinum Collision Experts

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Platinum Collision Experts and noticed an unusual note on the door: ‘If your car is fixed today, you’ll owe us one smile.’ Curious, he walked in—and never left without a grin. A few days later, a neighbor dropped off his car for repairs with a worried expression. When asked why, he replied, 'I’m afraid they might ask for two smiles!' The mechanic just winked and said, 'Don’t worry, pal—we only collect what’s owed.'

2. A neighborhood kid was pedaling past Platinum Collision Experts one afternoon when he heard something strange coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a mechanic humming along as he worked on a car, but every time he touched the dashboard, the radio would start playing the exact same song—over and over again. Finally, the kid asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, man, why does your touch make that song play?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just my secret playlist for keeping customers happy while they wait.’

3. A regular customer walked into Platinum Collision Experts one day, shook his head and said, ‘I swear, every time I come here, my car looks worse than when I left it!’ The mechanic looked puzzled but shrugged. ‘Sir,’ he replied with a smile, ‘we don’t fix cars; we make them unique works of art!’ A delivery driver overheard and nodded knowingly, saying, ‘That’s why I always park around the corner.’

4. A regular customer walked into Platinum Collision Experts one day, looked around and said, ‘I’ve never seen so many cars here that look like they were fixed… by aliens!’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Well, sir, when you fix as many dents as we do, sometimes it looks like spaceships landed!’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘And don’t forget—we even gave that old lady’s car a perfect UFO-shaped grille!’ The regular laughed heartily, realizing he’d just become part of Platinum Collision Experts’ legendary clientele.