DeLuxe Parlor & Shave Club

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived with a crate of unusual shaving creams. As he unpacked them, an old regular leaned over and whispered, ‘I thought you only brought those once every few months.’ The driver shrugged and said, 'Special order from the boss.' The next day, everyone in town was talking about how their shaves felt like silk. Even the old regular quipped, 'Guess I should’ve listened when they came around last!'

2. One day, as customers were getting their weekly shaves, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, gentlemen! Due to an unexpected shortage, today’s shave will be extra close—so close you might see your great-great-grandfather!’ Soon enough, one brave customer asked, ‘How close is too close?’ A delivery driver joked back, ‘Close enough to shave off that frown!’ And from then on, every time someone walked in, they’d hear, ‘Welcome to DeLuxe Parlor—where even your ancestors get a trim!’

3. A curious customer asked one day, ‘Why does our barber keep whispering “Shave and a haircut: five dollars” every time I leave?’ The barber smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Ah, that’s because it’s my little way of saying thank you for being such a loyal patron.’ The customer shrugged and laughed, realizing that sometimes life—and barbers—can surprise us with their own unique brand of humor.

4. A regular walked in, scratching his head and muttering, ‘I’ve been coming here for years, but today something feels different.’ The barber looked up with a smile, took one glance at his client’s tousled hair, and said, ‘Welcome back, sir. Today I’m trying out my new electric trimmer.’ The regular nodded, resignedly accepting his fate as the machine hummed into action—only to erupt into laughter when it started singing ‘Happy Birthday’ instead of buzzing smoothly. ‘Ah,’ the barber grinned, ‘happy accidents happen here!’