About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At CVS Pharmacy, a regular customer complained one day: ‘Why do I always see the same guy buying Band-Aids in bulk?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s our secret agent! He stocks up on band-aids for all those mysterious midnight missions.’ The customer shook his head, smiling, as he left, wondering if maybe CVS was just full of interesting characters after all.
2. At CVS Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman asked with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Why does every delivery driver look exactly like my next-door neighbor?’ The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, 'Well sir, it's because your neighbor is our secret delivery elf!' The old man laughed heartily, shaking his head, and said, 'I should’ve known.'
3. At CVS Pharmacy, a delivery driver paused mid-unload and whispered: ‘Did you hear that new sign outside says “CVS: Where Your Medication Is Always on Time…or Next Day”?’ Another employee overheard and giggled, replying, ‘No, it’s just our old sign with an expired sticker.’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll believe my own ears!’
4. At CVS Pharmacy, a young mother exclaimed one morning: ‘Why does every baby wipe box say “for adults only”?’ A friendly pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Well, ma’am, it’s because each wipe is individually wrapped—just like adult candies!’ The woman laughed heartily, realizing her mistake, while everyone else in line burst into giggles.