Collision Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at Collision Center, a delivery driver growled, ‘This place is cursed!’ Mechanics glanced up from their workbenches as an old man shuffled in, muttering something about his car always breaking down here. A mechanic grinned and said, ‘You’re our lucky charm, sir! Your car never leaves without a smile.’ The old man beamed, while outside, the delivery driver shook his head with a laugh. That afternoon, everyone at Collision Center found a small note on their desks—written in the same handwriting: “Thank you for making my day.”

2. At Collision Center, a little boy pointed and whispered, ‘Daddy, why are those cars talking?’ Mechanic Bob scratched his head, puzzled. Mechanic Bob leaned closer, straining to hear what the cars were saying. Suddenly, one of them chirped, ‘Hey, mate, can you fix my headlight?’ A delivery driver laughed out loud, shaking his head. Mechanic Bob smiled and shook his own head, muttering, ‘Guess they’re just cars with attitude.’

3. At Collision Center, a mechanic asked aloud one day, ‘Why does every new customer look like they’ve already been here before?’ Turns out, the shop had just opened its doors on Monday morning, and everyone walking through those doors was seeing their first ever visit—except for the old coffee cup under the windshield wiper of each car.

4. At Collision Center, an old toolbox appeared overnight on the parking lot. No one claimed it, but mechanics kept finding useful tools inside whenever they needed them most. One day a delivery driver complained about missing nuts and bolts for his truck repairs. Next morning, the toolbox had exactly what he needed—except now it was full of rubber ducks instead. A regular mechanic quipped, ‘Guess the toolbox is having a bad hair day!’