Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Caliber Collision closed its doors, a soft humming sound would occasionally drift out from behind the workshop walls. A delivery driver noticed it first, thinking perhaps an old radio had been left on. But no one else could hear it—just him, late at night, as he waited for his truck to be fixed. Finally, someone asked the owner what that noise was. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, ‘Oh, that’s just my new invention—a machine that whispers “good job” to cars while they’re being repaired.’ The delivery driver laughed and said, ‘Next time I’ll bring my truck here even if it doesn’t need fixing!’

2. At closing time one day, a delivery driver noticed something odd—an old poster on the wall seemed to wink back at him. Curious, he pointed it out to his colleagues. Over the next few days, every employee swore they saw that poster move or change subtly. Soon enough, word spread around town, and neighbors started dropping by just to catch a glimpse of the ‘winking’ poster. Turns out, it was nothing more than clever lighting and an optical illusion—but by then, Caliber Collision had gained quite the reputation as a place where even inanimate objects come alive after hours.

3. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision and saw an unusual sight—a small, furry creature scurrying around the workshop. ‘What in the world?’ he muttered, stepping out of his truck. As he approached, the little critter froze, then darted into a toolbox. The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was just a curious squirrel. Later that day, while fixing a dent, a mechanic found a tiny pair of glasses hidden inside. Turns out, it was a neighbor’s lost specs! Moral of the story: always check toolboxes before starting work.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver approached Caliber Collision with a stack of mail. As he unlocked the door, he heard a faint tap-tap-tapping coming from inside. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw an old neighbor, polishing his car’s bumper with great care. ‘What are you doing here so early?’ asked the driver. The neighbor smiled sheepishly, replying, “Just wanted to make sure it looks perfect before taking it home.” And they both shared a laugh over the morning routine gone awry.