Walmart Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Walmart Pharmacy, a regular customer once complained loudly: ‘Why does it take forever for someone to notice when I’m waiting?’ Since then, every night around closing time, an invisible pharmacist appears and fills prescriptions in record speed. One evening, a delivery driver arrived late with a crucial shipment. As he rushed inside, he heard hurried footsteps and saw an empty counter. Puzzled, he asked aloud, 'Where’s that invisible pharmacist?' Just then, a voice replied from behind him, ‘I’m here, but I can’t give you a ticket for being late!’

2. At Walmart Pharmacy, a delivery driver once asked curiously: ‘Why do I always see people buying Band-Aids in bulk?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied with a twinkle in his eye: ‘They’re not for themselves, my friend. They’re for their neighbors’ pets—you know, when Fido gets into trouble again.’ The delivery driver nodded wisely, realizing he’d been had with a good-natured smile.

3. At Walmart Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman often stopped to chat with employees while waiting for his prescriptions. One day, he began asking everyone in sight if they’d seen his pet parrot, who had mysteriously vanished from the store’s parking lot. Finally, someone suggested checking inside a nearby dumpster. Sure enough, there was the parrot, fast asleep and thoroughly confused. The old man laughed heartily as he scooped up his feathered friend, saying, 'Guess he just wanted to take a little nap!'

4. At Walmart Pharmacy, a sign above the counter read: ‘If you can’t find your prescription here, try asking someone younger than you.’ A delivery driver once asked, puzzled: ‘Why do I always get sent to aisles with signs saying “Items older than 1980”?’ A young pharmacist grinned and replied, ‘That’s where we keep our most popular prescriptions!’