Telcoe Federal Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a regular asked the teller, ‘Do you ever close early for good reasons?’ Ever since then, some employees swear they’ve seen an old man in a fedora leaving just before closing time. Another employee claimed she saw him helping himself to free doughnuts from the break room. But when security cameras were checked, all they caught was a delivery driver with a big smile and a box of freshly baked treats.

2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked the receptionist, 'Why does it take forever for anyone over 60 to get their checks?' The receptionist smiled and whispered back, ‘They’re not just checking your ID, they’re also verifying if you’ve been good or bad these past few decades!’ The neighbor laughed and walked away, shaking his head in amusement.

3. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no return address. Curious, he opened it and found only a note reading: ‘Free doughnuts for everyone!’ Turns out, it was an early-morning prank from a neighbor who wanted to brighten up the place.

4. One Friday afternoon, as employees were settling down for their weekend, an automated voice announced over the PA: ‘Attention, members of Telcoe Federal Credit Union—your savings accounts are now officially underwater!’ A delivery driver, hearing the announcement, calmly finished his coffee and said, 'Guess I'll be taking a little longer lunch break today.' Meanwhile, a regular member quipped, 'At least my checking account is still above water!' The PA eventually corrected itself, declaring, 'Just kidding—your accounts are fine!' Everyone laughed and went home early that day.