Simmons Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Simmons Bank and asked the guard, ‘Is it true that if you deposit exactly $13.57 on a Friday the 13th, your account balance doubles overnight?’ The guard just smiled enigmatically. Later that day, an excited regular rushed in, deposited precisely $13.57 on a Friday the 13th, then anxiously waited until morning. When he checked his balance, it had indeed doubled—except now he owed double fees for being under his minimum balance! The delivery driver laughed when he heard the news.

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Simmons Bank and asked the guard: ‘Is it always this quiet around here?’ The guard smiled and replied, 'Only on foggy days like today.' Just then, another truck arrived, and an old neighbor stepped out. He waved cheerfully and said, 'Morning, everyone! I brought some fresh donuts for the staff!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile and muttered, 'This place is never boring.'

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Simmons Bank and calmly announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve brought you your new mascot—please welcome Mr. Fluffy Bunny!’ The entire bank erupted in laughter as a small, white rabbit bounded onto the reception desk. For the next hour, customers lined up just to pet Mr. Fluffy Bunny while the bank’s employees tried to maintain some semblance of order. Eventually, someone recognized the bunny as belonging to the mailman who had dropped it off earlier that morning. The old man, smiling broadly, simply said, ‘Now that’s customer service!’

4. One autumn afternoon, as customers were hurrying out of Simmons Bank, someone noticed something odd: the security camera seemed to be recording upside down. Curiosity got the better of them, so a delivery driver decided to take a closer look. To everyone’s relief, it turned out that the camera had simply been installed upside down—and was now right-side up again after a quick adjustment. The whole town laughed it off as just another quirky Simmons Bank story.